Political Correctness Gone Wild: Put Away Your Racist Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches

By Chris Banescu

My fellow Americans, the “subtle language of racism” you’ve been hiding inside your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches has been exposed. These biased and ethnocentric eating habits are oppressing minorities. Such intolerance and racist behavior can no longer be tolerated in our public schools. Shame on you!

The Portland Tribune reports that Verenice Gutierrez, principal of Harvey Scott K-8 School in Portland, has discovered this racist travesty destroying the very fabric of our society. The “seemingly innocent” peanut butter and jelly sandwich is a cleverly hidden weapon used to promote racism.

“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” says Gutierrez, principal at Harvey Scott K-8 School, a diverse school of 500 students in Northeast Portland’s Cully neighborhood.

“Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”

Gutierrez is leading the charge to eliminate this injustice. The brainwashing re-education campaign to stamp out this intolerant behavior is in full swing. Through her “Courageous Conversation” initiatives all those guilty of “white privilege” behavior are being re-educated to acknowledge their racist conduct and resensitized to engage only in politically correct speech and diets.

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