BaltiMoran
So Judgment Day Didn’t Happen. It’s Not the End of the World!
Heaven could be just like Walmart, Uganda or Northern Ireland.
On Saturday, May 21 of this year, something incredible happened throughout North Baltimore, and the rest of the globe: nothing. Despite repeated assurances by Biblical expert and Clear Channel godsend Harold Camping of Family Radio, the Christian Day of Judgment failed to show up and buzzkill this frat party of a planet. Invalidating the thousands of Family Radio’s billboards across the country, the righteous were not lifted to heaven, nor were the wicked left behind to fight alongside '80s heartthrob Kirk Cameron on a war-torn Earth. I don’t know about you, North Baltimore, but I am suffering from a serious case of the post-unfulfilled-prophecy-of-doom blues. That and a case of severe gastroenteritis that I failed to get treated as I …
Frank Moran
1:33 pm on Friday, October 21, 2011
Mike, Slipping on warning us of the next absoultely, probably not, doomsday day, day? I picked up the paper today and was reminded that since it is Oct. 21, 2011, another end times is upon us. Refresh my memory.... is this the Mayan guy, or the family radio guy that predicted this? For some reason it would scare me more if it's the Mayan guy, since he's already dead, so he probably has some … more ›